April 2013
3 posts
March 2013
43 posts
When you realize that “lead” rhymes with “read”,...
totally-relatable:
When you have pins and needles in your foot and...
totally-relatable:
andsoheismyjohn:
nipsterchapel:
zmilak:
what if we all get boyfriends next year
Tumblr Code.
lostgeekette:
moriarty-mastermind:
once-ling:
bltsl4:
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from...
Leaving an essay until the very last minute and...
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February 2013
13 posts
seeminglydeepstatement:
somefantasticallies:
vivalatrench:
mrsugarpink:
rapewhistled:
followmehome:
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not...